Wireless Detecting Shirt: Whatta Deal!

Over at ThinkGeek, they take the wonder of wireless pretty seriously. They figure, and rightly so, that there are people nowadays who go where the wireless is, and that these wireless-loving people DON’T go where there is no wireless.

I’m one of them and I want this shirt.

This t-shirt actually tells you, and everyone who’s looking at you, how strong the current wi-fi signal is. That’s right. Wherever you might be, if there is a wireless connection there, this shirt will give you its strength.

You’ll be the Pied Piper. People with laptops will follow you around, sitting down only when your shirt tells them they’ve got a strong enough signal to get some work done. Vacationers with wireless digital photo frames back home will shadow you, desperate to get those beach shots of the toddlers to the wireless frame over Grandma’s mantel and to the wireless frame on their own living room wall. You’ll be the coolest person in the pub. Strangers will buy you drinks.

The animated wireless signals glow. Not just in the dark, either. This shirt will give you the signal strength for 802.22b or 802.11g. You can take the decal off when the shirt needs washing.

The wireless signal will run for hours off the three AAA batteries in the small pocket inside the shirt. You won’t even feel it.

Remember, don’t put the battery pack or the decal in the washer. Peel it off first, and remove the batteries.

This awesome shirt is black, and it’s 100% cotton.

You can order it over at ThinkGeek. It’s about thirty bucks, even if you wear XXL.